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Post by Captain Jack Sparrow on Dec 8, 2006 15:46:25 GMT -5
Fire away with yer questions!!!
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Post by ~Kailani Cooper~ on Dec 8, 2006 15:57:10 GMT -5
okay XD, there's this boy i really like at school and he's a total hottie. He's nice to me but his best friend is my worst enemy. What should I do?
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Post by Captain Jack Sparrow on Dec 8, 2006 15:59:30 GMT -5
Well this isn't POTC related but sense I am the MASTER OF LOVE I will awsner your questin' Well it's simple, take his best friend chop him into nice managable peices, cook at medium heat untill golden brown.
And if that dosen't work just talk to your boyfriend and stear clear of them both when their hanging out together. AND order take out from McDonalds
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Post by Jahnia on Dec 8, 2006 16:52:09 GMT -5
Here's one, what did you do to make Scarlett slap you?
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Post by Will Turner on Dec 8, 2006 17:13:34 GMT -5
O.o
Why is the Rum Gone?
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Post by Captain Jack Sparrow on Dec 8, 2006 20:18:59 GMT -5
1. It was HER fault okay? That french maiden came on to me and she fell asleep and left us alone...Don't tell her I said that.
2. YOUR WIFE BURNED IT ALL!
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Post by Elizabeth Swann on Dec 9, 2006 17:43:27 GMT -5
I'm not his wife... yet. And you're a dirty drunk.
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Post by Captain Jack Sparrow on Dec 9, 2006 21:11:10 GMT -5
That not be a question Miss Swan
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Post by Hope Ridd on Dec 10, 2006 12:02:20 GMT -5
Well, I do have a question Jack, and you would take kindly to answering it, unless you'd rather be decapitated. Why am I so d**n the devil stubborn?
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Post by Will Turner on Dec 10, 2006 15:43:18 GMT -5
2 Jack: Why are you always drunk if there is no more rum? >.<
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Post by Mandy Daniels on Dec 10, 2006 23:52:22 GMT -5
^^good question
I have one: What did you do to Anamaria this time to make her walk out on you and the crew??
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Post by Captain Jack Sparrow on Dec 11, 2006 15:49:01 GMT -5
1. The fire in your blood, lass! ; )
2. I have magical reapearing rum, shouldn't you be sweeping sidewalks 'r somthin'?
3. It wasn't my fault Cotton's parrot bit her, she slapped me about seven times before I agreed to give her a bit of gold and she went! I haven't seen 'er sense! -rubs face- Good riddance to bad rubbish!
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Post by Will Turner on Dec 11, 2006 17:04:26 GMT -5
O,O I WANT RUM!!!!! *growls*
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Post by Elizabeth Swann on Dec 11, 2006 17:42:54 GMT -5
Fine then, if it has to be question Mr. Sparrow, why do you always call Will a eunuch? Do you want him to be?
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Post by Mandy Daniels on Dec 11, 2006 20:53:08 GMT -5
^^i agree with lizzy?
and why are you so full of yerself, captain jack sparrow?
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